Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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