he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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