Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
last night I used snow as a chaser
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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