I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Randomize
