i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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