Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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