would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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