On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I have post one night stand depression
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