She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
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