it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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