so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
