thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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