They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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