i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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