That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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