we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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