Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Hippo gnu deer
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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