i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
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