This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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