highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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