jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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