That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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