he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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