Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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