did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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