there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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