I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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