My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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