Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
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