Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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