Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
one two three fourrrrnication!
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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