You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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