She's JV to your varsity
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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