it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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