oh god the rape fog is back!
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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