Your mouth is God's brothel.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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