and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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