Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
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