This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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