Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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