As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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