Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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