check it out our google latitudes are spooning
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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