yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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