White coat. Heels.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
We have started to decorate penises.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Randomize
