Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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