My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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