I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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