Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
