So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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