I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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