your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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