She's JV to your varsity
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
