I seem to have left my pride at pride
lets start a swedish sibling band together
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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