Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
it's like heaven, but drunker
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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